Limited _Sims

ralphcanwreckme:

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha

haha

nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”

squided:

untexting:

The new Tumblr logo looks like they opened Microsoft Word Art and typed a “t”

I came here wanting to prove you wrong so bad but then I realized you aren’t wrong…

thisisnotyourhomework:

reblog if you’re the bisexual cousin

nutella-hazelnoots:

“Humankind cannot gain something without giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.” ~ Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

“People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger.” ~ Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)

“I don’t mind having a few scars, as long as I can see them. It’s the ones you can’t see that sting.” ~ Gray Fullbuster (Fairy Tail)

“If you truly want to continue escaping from everyday life, you have no other choice but to keep evolving. No matter whether you’re aiming higher or lower.” ~ Izaya Orihara (Durarara!!) (believe it or not)

“No matter what kind of wisdom dictates the option you should pick, no one will be able to tell if it’s right or wrong until you arrive at some sort of outcome, resulting from your choice. The only thing we’re allowed to do is believe that we won’t regret the choice we’ve made.” ~ Levi “Rivaille” (Attack on Titan)

“Pain is your friend; it is your ally. Pain tells you when you have been seriously wounded. And you know what the best thing about pain is? It tells you that you’re not dead yet!” ~ Kaneki-Ken (Tokyo Ghoul) (he just wanted to go on a date, give him a break! X() 

“People only say negative things when they have no confidence in themselves. Just because they’re confused, they want others to be confused too.” ~ Izumo Kamiki (Blue Exorcist)

“It’s all right…I can stand up again all by myself. Even if I’m all alone…I will survive.” ~ Taiga Aisaka (Toradora!)

“Hatred and sorrow are power; they are yours to control. All you have to do is turn them into strength, and use that strength to move forward.” ~ Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler)

“There is no inherent right or wrong in this world, those labels are just artificial constructs. Right and wrong are held by positions of authority. That is the way it’s always been, so how then could anyone know this truth you speak of? Don’t you see the reality is that truth long ago became nothing more than a shadow of itself; it’s a mere echo of the past now… The world is one big moral gray area, it just makes you feel safer that it can be categorized into good and bad, but that’s not how it actually works.” ~ Franken Stein (Soul Eater)

“Stand up and walk. Keep moving forward. You’ve got two good legs, so get up and use them. You’re strong enough to make your own path. You don’t need to rely on anything.” ~ Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)